(Two Local Jokes of The Day) : SUN SHINE and FARTING


Okay, it’s the first time I share my joke collections, the joke which sometimes funny but also satirical. But racial related jokes are not allowed, okay?

These are today’s two jokes which are famous here.

About Sunshine

What will a teenager and a housewife say when the sun shines brightly?

The Teenager : Oh My God! Where’s my umbrella? Where’s my sunblock? or…I don’t want to go out now. It’s hot and I don’t wanna be darker

The Housewife : Horray!! finally I can dry my laundry!

Farting
What will an American, an Englishman and an Indonesia say when they incidentally fart?

The American : “Excuse me”
The Englishman : “Pardon me”
The Indonesian : “Not me!”

Don’t be offended…it’s just a joke and also reflect our typical in many ways.

Enjoy it!

Tangerang, August 2014

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6 Comments Add yours

  1. Mabel Kwong says:

    LOL at the farting joke. I think that one is so true. I’ve never heard an Asian person admit to farting 😀 They’d usually say it’s not them or make an excuse that it was something else.

    1. That’s so Asian, right? I often do the thing..hahahahaha

      Asians are not allowed to express their feelings too much.

      1. Mabel Kwong says:

        That is so true. Asians are very reserve about feelings, touching, hugging, physically affection…maybe they are afraid to lose “face”. But we really should stop trying to be perfect all the time 🙂

      2. One more thing, we as Asians always try to be as polite as possible in public. 🙂

        But it’s tiring…we wanna be ourselves one time.
        As Donna Karan says “NIP” Nobody Is Perfect”

      3. Mabel Kwong says:

        Politeness. Yes. Maybe that’s why we don’t speak up too much when in public unless it’s absolutely necessary. We really should just be ourselves as we’re all different 🙂

      4. Politeness and all ethics. At work I also learn about Di Zi Gui and very identical to my own ethical culture. Yes, though different, but most Asians keep politeness upon all. Hehehe.

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